The Fandoms Spawned from My Lack of Social Living.

Recently, I discovered the internet. I stopped having friends at that moment.

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

(via rosemuto212)

 - THIS IS HALLOWEEN (like youve never heard)

sparkler-hearts:

masteredgarallanpoe:

artsypaige:

twitch-the-tiny:

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

Everybody needs to be over this

I’m so tempted to add this to my blog….

YES!!!!

(via kaikiwilder)

Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

(Source: vintagegal, via missmonroes)

This is the most eye opening experience of my life.

(Source: 2000ish, via oohhashton)

(Source: latenightseth, via rosemuto212)

bisexualzuko:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

but how could you forget bromeo and dudelet and their forbidden bromance

(via rosemuto212)

terahertz:

panzerbjoern:

ruinedchildhood:

when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang 

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When you little shits didn’t shut the fuck up so I can do my fucking job and now we both have to stay longer

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(via rosemuto212)

Resistance is futile.

Resistance to what?

Life returns. Life prevails. Resistance is futile.

(Source: theladyasha, via doctorwho)

Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot (1959)

(Source: ourmarilynmonroe)